In his youth, maynard was red hot, and would spend all his money in an attempt to be funny. Due to his increasing dementia, he has forgotten why, though. As of now, he is a shade of blue who's coolness rivals the ocean and the breeze. Due to his sadness, he only eats bleu cheese in hopes he will die of a heart attack.
Maynard is clinically depressed, and has a terrible memory.